what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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