you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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