3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize