He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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