Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We named our party play list daddy issues
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
