Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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