It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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