I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think people are normalizing furries
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