is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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