nut hugger
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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