Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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