I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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