I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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