And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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