Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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