I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
where are my eyebrows?
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