I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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