DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
