that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Come on in and take your pants off
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