fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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