I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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