Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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