Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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