R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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