I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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