I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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