my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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