uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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