She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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