do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She even gives head with a lisp.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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