Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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