she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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