He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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