it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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