Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Found your dick twin last night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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