You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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