I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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