my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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