around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
either way he was missing a nipple.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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