Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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