Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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