If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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