so explain again why im purple
no
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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