then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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