I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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