I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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