I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Non-Jews are for practice
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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