Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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