Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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