I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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