I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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