There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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