Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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