and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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