Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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