i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Randomize
